On Demonic Possession…

I’m ceding control over to Aksel for this one. He has more knowledge over the subject anyways.

The delicious Dina James made a comment on Twitter earlier to RC about Pat Robertson. Yes, that Pat Robertson. The man has done more PR for my kind than Lucifer himself, I’ll tell you…

Anyways, she mentioned that Pat (I can call him Pat, we’re cool like that) had the following to say:

“The world today says ‘OK, so you are gay, you want to have affairs with men — that’s cool. You have an absolute right to do that, why not?’

That’s not the right attitude. The attitude is that this is sin. It’s wrong. And [this man] realized it was wrong but couldn’t control it. But that type of conduct is wrong… he is obsessed. He has a compulsion. I would think that it is somehow related to demonic possession…”

Demons get blamed for a lot of crap. Mother hears a demon’s whisper and drowns her children to save them from a life of sin. Husband thinks his wife is possessed and bashes her brains in. Misspeak a prayer–demonic influence. Hell, I can’t wipe my ass without some whackjob thinking I’m trying to corrupt the youth of today. But Pat here…he’s got it all wrong.

Human sexuality is none of our damn business. We could care less who sticks what where and with who. If there were demons involved, there’d be a lot more blood involved. Personally, waiting around to watch humans fuck is like sitting down to watch Animal Planet. Animal sex is all the same, no matter how many legs you walk around on.

Instead of putting blame on us hard working demons, Pat, try actually opening your eyes to the world around you. Oh, there are demons out there and they have plans that’d make you wet your Depends, but no where in our grand scheme do we want to make the population of the world into homosexuals. Have you ever considered why you’re so focused on the bedroom habits of other men, Pat? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Some human at one point said, “We hate in others what we most fear in ourselves.” They were right. Demons have nothing to do with this war on sexuality, so quit passing the blame.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve business to take care of with this lovely redheaded waitress…

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